mackenzie:
ralph spends his weekends re-blogging cats on tumblr.
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tastefullyoffensive:
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kimmsauce:
For soltian and Kae
I blame this on you. 100%.
Now someone go write the story that goes along with it.
(Source: escapedfromthefairytale)
absolutelymadness:
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lomonte:
oh so silly~
dangurewitch:
Recently it came to my attention that the word “YOLO,” an acronym standing for “You Only Live Once,” has become popular with the kids (as in “Fine, I’ll do another shot - YOLO!”). I did some research and I found out that YOLO is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of hip 2012 lingo. Get ready to feel really old, because I had never heard of any of these, but apparently they’re being used everywhere:
YOLO: You Only Live Once
YOLOLO: You Only “LOL” Once
YOTROLOLOO: You Only “Trololo” Once
YOLOLO NOHOMO: You Only “LOL” Once, and I don’t mean that in the gay way
YOWO SOSOPOLOS: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos
“You’ll never win the fashion competition. YOWO SOSOPOLOS.”
YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos, and I do mean that in a very gay way
“You’ll never win the fashion competition, sweetbuns. YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO.”
YOYOKO ONOSOCO: You’re Only Yoko Ono, So Chill Out
“You don’t have to create world peace by yourself. YOYOKO ONOSOCO.” (Must be spoken only to Yoko Ono)
YOHOHOHO BOSODOCOCOA: You Only “HoHoHo” But Once, So Drink Our Cocoa (Must be spoken only to Santa Claus)
YOLOMOFO HELLOMOTO: You Only Live Once, Motherfucker (Must be spoken only by Samuel L. Jackson in a Motorola commercial)
YOYOYO OSO YOYOSOLO OWO LOCO PO-PO: You Only Yo-Yo Once, So Yo-Yo Solo, Obviously Without Crazy Police Officers
highlyhiddlestoned:
I made this.
Out of boredom.
I mean, it’s still pretty damn true
somethingtoavenge:
#YOU JUST USED THE CAP’S SHIELD TO LEVEL YOUR TUBES#I REQUIRE NOTHING FROM YOU BECAUSE I’M GOING TO GO HOME TO MY VINTAGE CAPTAIN AMERICA CARD COLLECTION #OMG TONY I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU #AGENT COULSON OUT
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thecrazyalaskan:
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why Ironhide is badass.
pull-the-triggerr:
psychologicalsock:
kiss-my-sassyness:
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
you better reblog this.
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vintagesonia:
The Kiss (1896) - Directed by William Heise for Thomas Edison.
May Irwin and John Rice create the very first on-screen kiss, from the New York stage comedy, “The Widow Jones”. They staged the kiss for the camera at the request of the New York World Newspaper. The resulting film was the most popular Edison Vitascope film in 1896. Naturally, the 47 second clip caused an uproar with one critic stating;
“The spectacle of the prolonged pasturing on each other’s lips was beastly enough in life size on the stage but magnified to gargantuan proportions and repeated three times over it is absolutely disgusting.”
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